*DISCLAIMER*
If this offends you, I am sorry. It's just my opinion.
It's Halloween time and I have already picked out my costume. I enjoy the spooky and supernatural side of Halloween, but always struggle with what I am going to be. Now, with this costume you might not be able to tell that I am even dressed up. But I have decided to go as Everything-I-Hate-About-Public-Dressing. You'll find many examples of this, walking the isles of WalMart. (One of the many reasons I don't shop there.)
Here goes:
Yup, you guessed it. Flair Hair! See this previous post as to why it's a part of my Halloween ensemble.
And these! "Sayings T-shirts" is what I like to call them. My all time favorite is, "If I throw this stick will you go away?" I am sorry if you own or have owned one of these shirt. No, I really am sorry. If you are wearing one, it reflects your attitude. My example here is fairly mild, because most of them are just plain snotty.
Now, I used to say sweatpants in public was nasty in general. But I am talking about these kind of sweatpants in particular. For instance, elastic waists and cuffs, the white draw string that is one big loop so people don't properly tie them, and usually they have oil, or grease, or spaghetti, or drugs, or baby spit up, or bodily stains. The last place you would want to wear these is at a Friday night Cosmo Bowl when they use the black lights.
And finally, the sandals. Once I dawn these, I will be G'd up from the feet up! I can't explain why these sandals bug me so bad. It might be the weird, villi (intestine parts), massager thingies that you step on. It might be because the only people I know who wear them were either using or selling drugs and were too lazy to get dressed. Oh, and I won't forget to wear socks with them, voiding the massaging sole.
If you have had a change of heart after reading this post and would like to contribute any of these items to my costume cause, I would greatly appreciate it. Heaven forbid I have to buy them. Once I am done with them, I will give them to a thrift store, where they will be circulated for years to come. You can count on that.
Here goes:
Yup, you guessed it. Flair Hair! See this previous post as to why it's a part of my Halloween ensemble.
And these! "Sayings T-shirts" is what I like to call them. My all time favorite is, "If I throw this stick will you go away?" I am sorry if you own or have owned one of these shirt. No, I really am sorry. If you are wearing one, it reflects your attitude. My example here is fairly mild, because most of them are just plain snotty.
Now, I used to say sweatpants in public was nasty in general. But I am talking about these kind of sweatpants in particular. For instance, elastic waists and cuffs, the white draw string that is one big loop so people don't properly tie them, and usually they have oil, or grease, or spaghetti, or drugs, or baby spit up, or bodily stains. The last place you would want to wear these is at a Friday night Cosmo Bowl when they use the black lights.
And finally, the sandals. Once I dawn these, I will be G'd up from the feet up! I can't explain why these sandals bug me so bad. It might be the weird, villi (intestine parts), massager thingies that you step on. It might be because the only people I know who wear them were either using or selling drugs and were too lazy to get dressed. Oh, and I won't forget to wear socks with them, voiding the massaging sole.If you have had a change of heart after reading this post and would like to contribute any of these items to my costume cause, I would greatly appreciate it. Heaven forbid I have to buy them. Once I am done with them, I will give them to a thrift store, where they will be circulated for years to come. You can count on that.
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4 comments:
I have to agree, with you in almost every respect here. Those sayings shirts are the worst, even the sayings shirts making fun of saying shirts are getting old, heh. But I like those flip-flops maybe not for public wear but there cool for the pool.
I think you should add a thick gold chain necklace, along with a pinkie ring.
Sista P
Oh. And add lots of hair coming out of the collar of your shirt to go with the gold necklace...argh.
I think it is genius.
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