When ever I put on a flannel shirt people say, "You look like a REAL lumberjack!"

When ever I put on a wide brimmed hat people say, "You look like a REAL pirate!"

When ever I put on a buckskin jacket with tassels people say, "You look like a REAL mountain man!"

When ever I put on a boot with a hole in it, sling a pick axe over my shoulder, and wear a button up shirt people say, "You look like a REAL miner!"

When ever I carry a large king salmon down the road wearing Helly-Hansen rubbers people say, "You look like a REAL fisherman!"

Why? Because I have a REAL beard! Who woulda thought it could be so much fun?
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