Don't Stare, It's Flair Hair

Remember when "frosted tip" hair was cool? Then cool kids wore visors with their frosted tips spiked out? Then the even cooler kids wore them backwards and upside down. Then boy bands became cool and they wore visors backwards and upside down. Then boy bands became lame. Then visors became even lamer. Then frosted tips became lamest of all. Only middle aged lesbians can pull of frosted tips and visors these days.

On a side note, the style has changed, but the types of guys who sported them remain the same. They're simply called Bros.

Well, there is an older generation that is digging back into 1998 to bring back the look. How ever, the frosted tip hair isn't their own. Visors with spiky hair already poking out are springing up all over in public places like a noxious weed. Their called Flair Hair. What started out, I am sure, as a gag, is now becoming a fashion statement from Bro-hell. Some strange phenomena is going on here. Men in midlife crisis put on one of these hairy visors instead of buying Just For Men. The wearers of these hats can go from respectable business men, to vulturous douche bags in no time flat.

Note to the makers of these visors: Maybe your next product should include pencil-thin, well-trimmed, chinstrap/goatee/mustache combo.

I have provide examples of subjects of my whimsical rant.


So real, It's scary.









Because I have been seeing these hats more and more lately, I decided to write this entry. I observed this last Thursday at lunch.

This man sat down at the table while his wife ordered his food. I thought to myself, what's with these hats? I am seeing them every where!

The hair on top matched his real hair. White.








Then his friend sat down next to him, wearing the same hat, but a different shade of hair color. Grey.










This post needs a conclusion, but I want the reader to draw their own. If you own one of these hats, I hope you bought it because you thought it was funny. I sure do.